Where do all the pretty girls get boot worthy jeans that cover their booties? Specifically those of us with a tushie, some junk in the trunk....an ASS? I know that all those waspy, willowy assless blondes can find little tubes of denim everywhere that lithely go into their cute boots.
I bought one pair of jeans a couple years ago that were great if I was standing up or standing still. Otherwise it was crack city when I sat down or bent over. I have too many cute boots to only wear with skirts....Help me, help a girl with a booty wear jeans with her booties. NO Stop laughing at me and send suggestions. I won't buy any 200 dollar denim either...can't do it, my conscience will not allow it.
Next order of business. Junk, I love junk, I love the word though it has been coopted many times since my dad & I first talked about this name. Some people are scared of junk & what it means. ...thinking of changing my name. Or just ride the junk wave, I dunno.
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