imbd (not itunes, suck it up baby!)
Kohls (not Kmart)
myspace (beats out mapquest, teenagers are powerful!)
Netflix (my new husband)
QVC (My cure for insomnia)
Southwest Airlines (hooray a cheap flight to somewhere warm)
Target (everyone talks about how evil walmart is, but how evil is Target?)
Verizon oh, lord it is all so stupid and boring, please let some kid google Vagina over and over again so that Verizon is no longer number 1
Walmart yep, live better
XBOX the end of humanity
YouTube ask me about youtube and piano lessons, powerful.
Zillow the bubble has burst, get over it.
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